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poopslap 

1. (n) An exclamatory term used to used to express discontent or anger.

2. (v) To slap one in the face with fecal matter.
Tom: You have AIDS.
Jim: Poopslap!
poopslap by Nugd00der February 24, 2011
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Poopslap 

When you take a shit and it is so long that it bottoms out the bowl and falls over, causing a slapping noise on the water.
Damn! Did you hear that massive poopslap?
Poopslap by truckman1966 January 16, 2009

Poopscapade 

multiple poops coming out in a short period of time.
after drinking many pbr's the previous night, i went on a intense poopscapade the following morning.
Poopscapade by M&Attack April 11, 2010

Poopclap 

A poopclap is what happens when a turd rockets out of your asshole and into the toilet, and the impacted water splashes onto your ass cheeks
Dude, I just had an awesome poopclap during 4th period!
Poopclap by sophiethebophie August 10, 2017

Poopscape 

When your whole house smells like farts
Dude don’t go over to Jerry’s house, it’s a poopscape!
Poopscape by Jarred Harper May 11, 2018

poonslapper 

The one committing an act of poonslap.
Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!
poonslapper by sembms June 15, 2011

Poopslam 

Similar to a kookslam but browner...and heavier.
American Surfer 1: "Oh brah, that freshie sesshie at Kelly Slater's wave pool was so moving...Might have cried a bit...and definitely sharted in my boardshorts between sets."

Aussie Surfer 2: "Fuckin right! Poopslam mate! Yew!!!"
Poopslam by barn k September 25, 2019
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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