phadke

to screw someone and to subsequently screw them over

Joe: hey dude...I phadke'd that girl so bad!

by danbabu February 9, 2008

earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.

"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"

by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009

phalker

a phone stalker, someone who continues to call despite the fact you are obviously ignoring them

Jill: I saw your mom on the caller ID again.
Sarah: Yeah I know, she's become a real phalker.

by K. McCauley January 6, 2009

Pharket

A pharmacy that sells medicine along with toys, makeup, and groceries.

Jim: "Hey Karl, do you want to go get some pills and ham?
Karl: "Yeah sure Jim, I know a great Pharket we can go to.
Jim: " Thanks Karl!"

by Pharket Guy May 13, 2018

Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.

Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

phanker

Somebody that masturbates in a place or situation that is very obvious, but thinks that either nobody will notice or that it will be too awkward for others to say anything. Usually found on school trips, in group hostel dormitories, in prison or anywhere else you are forced to sleep in the same room as other people.

Some dirty phanker kept me awake all night last night.

by T January 6, 2005

phade

Phade is the biggest noob at www.thewarcenter.com. EXCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

Hey you know that noob on that website?

You mean Phade right?

by Throdo November 30, 2004