phalker
phalker by K. McCauley January 6, 2009
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earphone phaker
When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.
Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.
Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.
Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.
Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.
Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."
"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"
"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"
"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
earphone phaker by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009
phallergy
phallergy by Red Scourge October 4, 2009
phanker
Somebody that masturbates in a place or situation that is very obvious, but thinks that either nobody will notice or that it will be too awkward for others to say anything. Usually found on school trips, in group hostel dormitories, in prison or anywhere else you are forced to sleep in the same room as other people.
phaker
Julie told me she was on the phone while we were chatting and she never came back. I found out she was just chatting with someone else. That phaker.
phaker by wisnagilicious August 15, 2006
The posh palker
The act of having a tiny penis and lasting 50 minutes when receiving a blow job whilst being called daddy.
Posh: suck me off
Millie: okay, daddy
50 minutes later
Posh:I'll finish myself off you bit me now I have performed the posh palker
Millie: okay, daddy
50 minutes later
Posh:I'll finish myself off you bit me now I have performed the posh palker
The posh palker by Posh palker May 10, 2023