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Stat Padder 

A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.
I hate Westbrook he a stat padder.
Stat Padder by Oggydyne October 3, 2019
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An iPad kid or a person who’s addicted to their phone. Probably also has a short attention span and talks in memes.
Yo that kid’s such a padder!
Padder by padder69420 November 16, 2021
One who "Phaydes"

-or-

A 1337 spelling of Fader

Phayder itself comes from the game Unreal Tournament. Released in 2000, the game earned Game Of The Year status, and was very popular for a time. The Phayder portion of the game was from a team of terrorists called the Necris. their male operatives were Phayders.
Dammit! that Phayder sniped me!

h3y!1 i p\/\/N j00!1!!1! I 4r3 1337 ph4yd3r, b1tc|-|!!1!1@!1~
Phayder by Sparticus April 5, 2005

friend padder 

One who adds random people or 1-time aquaintances to their friends list on Facebook or Myspace in an attempt to look more popular than they really are.
John added his friend's brother's best friend whom he only met once on facebook. He's a friend padder.

Billy looked at a girl's license in her purse during a party, in an attempt to later add her on facebook. He's also a friend padder.
friend padder by SjayRbnsn April 8, 2009

bid padder

Using eBay or any other similar website, is when i person puts a item up for auction and want to get the highest possible price so uses a friend to place bids and up the overall sale price.
Greg: Hey, will you bid padder my Sony bravia on eBay, i want at least $600 for it, but im im only at $275

Tony: Yes sure,
bid padder by Ben & Jerrys May 9, 2009

padderatz 

Beautiful woman who is always right. A woman you would want to marry and live with forever
Azlynn Padderatz is a beautiful girl.
padderatz by MistaJD March 22, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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