Somebody that masturbates in a place or situation that is very obvious, but thinks that either nobody will notice or that it will be too awkward for others to say anything. Usually found on school trips, in group hostel dormitories, in prison or anywhere else you are forced to sleep in the same room as other people.
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by pankerdilerana January 25, 2021
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Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.
Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.
Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.
Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.
Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."
"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"
"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"
"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
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OMFG What did those phunkers do to my MySpace, Lemon Party is everywhere!!!
FUCK, my MySpace got phunked!
FUCK, my MySpace got phunked!
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