phanker

Somebody that masturbates in a place or situation that is very obvious, but thinks that either nobody will notice or that it will be too awkward for others to say anything. Usually found on school trips, in group hostel dormitories, in prison or anywhere else you are forced to sleep in the same room as other people.

Some dirty phanker kept me awake all night last night.

phanker by T January 6, 2005

pankeri dileri 

maja, lucija, ivona, elena, ana

mi smo pankeri dileri

pankeri dileri by pankerdilerana January 25, 2021

pankeri dileri 

group of cool kids such as “maja, lucija, ivona, elena, ivana, ana”

you are “panker diler”
she looks like “panker diler”
theres a group of “pankeri dileri”

pankeri dileri by pankerdilerana January 25, 2021

earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.

"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"

earphone phaker by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009

Phunkers 

A small group of MySpace hackers who take over MySpaces through unknown means. Once they control the MySpace, it is transformed into a shock site with photos such as Lemon Party, Goatse, and Tubgirl. There final goal is to take over Tom's Myspace.

OMFG What did those phunkers do to my MySpace, Lemon Party is everywhere!!!

FUCK, my MySpace got phunked!

Phunkers by Phunking owned :/ July 10, 2006

hankering for a pankering 

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

hankering for a pankering by Bloopy February 10, 2006

phonker 

Absolute swagger. Usually has good music taste and a dick size of a horse.

average phonker: hello
Jennifer: omg hi let's have sex

phonker by phonker420 March 14, 2023