4 definitions by J.S.H.T.
When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
by J.S.H.T. April 11, 2011
When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.
Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.
Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.
Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.
Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.
Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."
"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"
"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"
"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009
A term referring to a piggy-bank meaning;
1. To literally shake a piggy-bank to collect the coins within or;
2. To figuratively not spend any money in a situation that would normally require it (i.e. A penny pincher, tight fisted, cheap, ) or;
3. You could "shake someone's pig" by continuously bumming money/food off of them.
Generally reserved for people who are poor or broke.
1. To literally shake a piggy-bank to collect the coins within or;
2. To figuratively not spend any money in a situation that would normally require it (i.e. A penny pincher, tight fisted, cheap, ) or;
3. You could "shake someone's pig" by continuously bumming money/food off of them.
Generally reserved for people who are poor or broke.
Crap I'm out of gas money! Guess it's time to shake the pig.
I have no money for gas, so I'm going to shake Jake's pig and get a ride to the mall.
I'm going to have to shake the pig this winter cus' I'm not paying for heat!
I have no money for gas, so I'm going to shake Jake's pig and get a ride to the mall.
I'm going to have to shake the pig this winter cus' I'm not paying for heat!
by J.S.H.T. October 4, 2010
say "Sea horse" to indicate you are done talking with that person. Equivilant to "this conversation is over"
by J.S.H.T. October 8, 2008