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"The Best Page in the Universe." Run by Maddox the Pirate.
I especially like his articles on X-Box and Contra 3.
by Bastardized Bottomburp December 13, 2003
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Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003
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1) Male
2) General term for humans (See Mankind)
3) Exclamation of disbelief.
1) That man over there rode in my motor vehicle
2) God created Man, Man created DOOM.
3) Aww, man! What a clusterfuck!
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 04, 2003
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Large breasts found on fat male Earthenoids. Whether or not they contain milk is not known. No one has the guts to check.
Daniel's manboobs scared the shit out of me in the changeroom.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003
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Table-top fiddlers who created technology, Oreo and Microsoft.
Mankind will soon doom itself into self-destruction.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 04, 2003
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The thread that holds the Simpson family together.
Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003
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