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The "mustache" of pubic hair created around your genital area after shaving and grows back to semi-mid length.

Dude my pastache is so patchy!

pastache by THE_ViNTAGE_SoUL February 22, 2008

Words you can keep

pastachios

it's pistachios, but italian

Damn Ethan those are some good pastachios, said Davin eagerly.

pastachios by Davethandd May 19, 2017

Related Words

pastache • pustache • pastcher • Pastiche • pistache • pastaception • pastachingata • pastachios • Pastachoni • pastahead

pastiche

(noun) A work of art created by imitating an established style or piecing together extracts from a variety of sources. Pastiche techniques are often used to mock or give props.

Tarantino is a poet of cinematic pastiche.

pastiche by Velvet Buzz August 15, 2004

pustache

A mustache that is saturated with vaginal secretions. It is often left in the mustache for several days so one may inhale the fragrance of their partner.

When Gary came out of the poonranatangwhores bedroom he sported a fresh pustache.

pustache by Bobby Lane February 13, 2008

pastcher

(pronounced: pass-chur)A lock for a window that does not open. Making so that the window cannot open.

Windell was feeling really safe when he borded up his windows,and bought PASTCHER'S for all of them.

Noel PASTURED her windows.

pastcher by Tyler Lee Jones November 5, 2007

pastcher

pastcher
(pronounced: pass-chur)A lock for a window that does not open. Making so that the window cannot open.

Windell was feeling really safe when he boarded up his windows,and bought PASTCHERS for all of them.

Noel PASTCHERED her windows.

pastcher by Tyler Lee Jones November 7, 2007

pustacheo

A crude sex act involving a man with a mustache, an oreo cookie and a vagina. First the oreo cookie is inserted in the vagina. Next the man with the mustache feeds from the vagina as best he can and tries to ingest the oreo cookie. If all is successful, then the act is considered a pustacheo.

man one- "Hey I just walked in on Hitler last night with his mistress! He was eating an oreo cookie out of her vagina! I should try that sometime!"

man two- "What?!?! you've never had a pustacheo?"

pustacheo by cavemann December 13, 2008

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026