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pastachios 

Damn Ethan those are some good pastachios, said Davin eagerly.
pastachios by Davethandd May 19, 2017

pastiche 

(noun) A work of art created by imitating an established style or piecing together extracts from a variety of sources. Pastiche techniques are often used to mock or give props.
Tarantino is a poet of cinematic pastiche.
pastiche by Velvet Buzz August 15, 2004

pustache 

A mustache that is saturated with vaginal secretions. It is often left in the mustache for several days so one may inhale the fragrance of their partner.
When Gary came out of the poonranatangwhores bedroom he sported a fresh pustache.
pustache by Bobby Lane February 13, 2008

pastcher 

(pronounced: pass-chur)A lock for a window that does not open. Making so that the window cannot open.
Windell was feeling really safe when he borded up his windows,and bought PASTCHER'S for all of them.

Noel PASTURED her windows.
pastcher by Tyler Lee Jones November 5, 2007

pastcher 

pastcher
(pronounced: pass-chur)A lock for a window that does not open. Making so that the window cannot open.
Windell was feeling really safe when he boarded up his windows,and bought PASTCHERS for all of them.

Noel PASTCHERED her windows.
pastcher by Tyler Lee Jones November 7, 2007

pustacheo 

A crude sex act involving a man with a mustache, an oreo cookie and a vagina. First the oreo cookie is inserted in the vagina. Next the man with the mustache feeds from the vagina as best he can and tries to ingest the oreo cookie. If all is successful, then the act is considered a pustacheo.
man one- "Hey I just walked in on Hitler last night with his mistress! He was eating an oreo cookie out of her vagina! I should try that sometime!"

man two- "What?!?! you've never had a pustacheo?"
pustacheo by cavemann December 13, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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