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Simply synonymous to drunk or tipsy.

If the need to differentiate between drunk and tipsy arises, use the quote "I'm a bit patchy" to signify tipsiness and just "I'm patchy" to signify drunkenness.

There is also such thing as patchiness, acting as either a noun that signifies the alcohol one has at hand or the overall patchy state of several people.
Random European chill kid at Chipoltle: I'm a bit patchy right now.
Random scene kid: WTF!! ROFL HxC SCENE!
European kid: Fag.

Guy: Have you brought the patchiness?
Girl: Hell yes, now let's get patchy!
by makke :D July 02, 2009
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A name for a bi-sexual male who tries to hang out with straight guys and is typically defined as being an annoyance or burden. The patchy represents the patch between the butt and vagina, representing the unsureness of the Patchy's preference in a guy's (butthole) or girl's (pussie).
Dammit, that Nick kid is trying to come over. That fucking guy was caught blowing a dude in the bathroom. Why does that asshole think we want a gay hanging out with our group of guy friends? He's such a patchy.
by Guckfumby October 31, 2011
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