pustache

A mustache that is saturated with vaginal secretions. It is often left in the mustache for several days so one may inhale the fragrance of their partner.

When Gary came out of the poonranatangwhores bedroom he sported a fresh pustache.

by Bobby Lane February 13, 2008

pustache

A vaginal hairstyle.

That chick has a handlebar pustache.

by GregN January 23, 2007

pustache

A mustache mouth that resembles a pussy.

Yuck, go shave that nasty looking pustache off you're face before someone sticks their dick in it.

by gut fucker June 04, 2009

pustache

Similar to the Bacon Strip only horizontally located.

I think she puts wax in that pustache.

by George Davis September 06, 2007

pustache

Oddly trimmed pubic hair above the woman's pussy, that is horizontal rather than vertical. Acts as a border into the fun zone.

"I had to trim my pustache today"

by Rapierre July 27, 2014

Pustache

A vagina with pubes that resemble a damn mustache. It doesn't matter how the pubes are shaped because there is many different kinds of mustaches out there.

Ugh, I haven't shaved my pustache in months and I have a date tonight!

by NotSoChipper April 27, 2017