Pastachoni 

Pasta, but really really small. Incredibly small.

I’d love some carbs, but not too many, so I’ll opt for the pastachoni.

Pastachoni by Fupadirect June 2, 2021

pastaholic

One addicted to pasta. Obsessed with carbs. Wants to eat pasta all day, every day.

Menu for the week of a Pastaholic:
Monday - Pasta with red sauce
Tuesday - Pasta with vodka sauce
Wednesday - Pasta with just vodka
Thursday - Pasta with butter and cheese
Friday - Pasta with chicken
Saturday - Pasta with shrimp
Sunday - Pasta with red sauce...

pastaholic by chefstef March 2, 2014

pastaphobia 

-the fear of Italians
-the fear of Mario
-the fear of any and all noodles

I can'play any Nintendo games because of my pastaphobia

pastaphobia by ChickenFunk May 7, 2015

PastaroniRavioli 

A Youtuber who's purpose is to be an adorable tea kettle that helps spread love and giggle's to their audience with her outstanding personality. She also has quit her job to be a full-time content creator for Youtube and Twitch!

PastaroniRavioli is the best living tea kettle in all the lands.

PastaroniRavioli by LittleFluffers August 17, 2022

pastachingata 

A non-traditional Mexican style pasta served to teen and pre-teen Mexican border town young girls prior to their official de-flowering by their father or brothers. This delectable dish is made with a special type tulip shaped Italian pasta called Campanelle. The pasta, chosen for it's symbolic flower shape is then prepared with any cheap can or jarred spaghetti sauce. The sauce is then doctored up with hot chile sauce, cilantro and Safeway's Lucerne Brand Mexican style four cheese blend. More expensive sauces and cheeses can be used but traditionally, the cheaper versions are used to symbolize the cheapness of the event. For larger families, refried beans, rice and tortillas are also served with the pastachingata. A truly special dish for that very special night.

Hey Chingaletta, did you know that little Maria is getting her pastachingata tonight. She has five brothers and her dad is hung like a mule so she is going to be very very sore tomorrow my friend.

pastachingata by Snowpimp January 14, 2010

pantachones 

what a person who doesnt wear underwears calls his or her pants. the pants double as pants and underwears.

donde esta mis pantachones mujer? find them before i slap you.

pantachones by sum other dude June 13, 2009

Passachon 

▪️(n.)Rain
▪️(n.)The most wholesome person alive

1.I think I have a crush on Passachon!
2.Passchon,can I take you out on a date?

Passachon by Beomie November 22, 2021