mustache

A section of facial hair located above the lips. A popular style ith adolescents. Also called a "stache"

Bob: Hey, like my mustache?
Bob2: no.

by scy1192 March 20, 2008

mustache

A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.

Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.

by notpip November 07, 2005

mustache

a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker

are you going to the cock sucking ralley tonight or are you gonna shave that mustache

by drock August 15, 2004

mustache

The patch of hair located just above a woman's clitoris.

My girlfriends mustache is so sexy.

by Sunshyn717 August 30, 2015

mustache

a person who enjoys killing people with guns..preferably the man/woman with a handlebar mustache.

holy shit that mustache is killing me.

by diana diana diana diana March 17, 2008

Mustache

A universal icon representing the epitome of authority and raw **manhood. It graces small children the chance to believe in a hero and causes evil-doers to second guess their existence. There are very few things in this world that could ever achieve the divine status that each individual hair is birthed into. Resting just above the upper lip, the mustache is a beacon to all mankind that there is hope for this world and a bright future for all who have been gifted with this treasure from God himself.

** I used manhood as a majority observation. No disrespect to the women of this world that wear their mustache with pride.

When I grow up I want a mustache like that.

Think you can handle this mustache?! I didn't think so...

by UltraMegaKev March 05, 2010

Mustache

The source of all righteous power; the facial hair style of the sophisticated man or woman.
Antonym:Evil

1) The power of the mustache will save us from ultimate evil!
2) Wow! what a great mustache!

by Bardsley's Sidekick THE FUZZLE October 20, 2008