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(pronounced: pass-chur)A lock for a window that does not open. Making so that the window cannot open.

Windell was feeling really safe when he borded up his windows,and bought PASTCHER'S for all of them.

Noel PASTURED her windows.

pastcher by Tyler Lee Jones November 5, 2007

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pastcher

pastcher
(pronounced: pass-chur)A lock for a window that does not open. Making so that the window cannot open.

Windell was feeling really safe when he boarded up his windows,and bought PASTCHERS for all of them.

Noel PASTCHERED her windows.

pastcher by Tyler Lee Jones November 7, 2007

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pastcher • Patcher • pasther • Lucky Patcher • Cabbage Patcher • Penis patcher • readme patcher • Wet patcher • Past her prime

pastcher

pastcher
(pronounced: pass-chur)A lock for a window that does not open. Making so that the window cannot open.

Windell was feeling really safe when he boarded up his windows,and bought PASTCHERS for all of them.

Noel PASTCHERED her windows.

pastcher by Tyler Lee Jones November 7, 2007

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Lucky Patcher

a android app that lets you buy in app purcheses in a game or app in case that your fucking poor or dont want to use money. little kids will call it hacking

dude i just got 1000000000000000 coins in this game

person 2: dosent that cost about $500

no i used lucky patcher

Lucky Patcher by Julia_URBAN February 21, 2021

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Penis patcher

A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.

Hey Sam! You penis patcher!

Penis patcher by rebeccabeck'ed September 28, 2014

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readme patcher

Someone who finds and fixes the smallest, useless detail in a pubic github repository and later claims they are a contributor of said project.

Sherry: We should totally hire Kraig he is a contributor to erlang!
Bob: Yeah, he added a period to the end of the readme....
Sherry: OMGEE he is seriously amazing! Can you believe he wrote erlang? Do you think he graduated from waterloo?
Bob: he doesn't write erlang he is a readme patcher...

readme patcher by dongleforker June 21, 2016

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Wet patcher

He who sleeps in the wet patch afetr sex. Someone who is pussy whipped. Someone who is spineless and has no balls.

Bill is a real wet patcher

Wet patcher by Mummaj March 22, 2012

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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