nonca

No in the ancient language of fitz

Nonca i will not watch charlie and the chocolate factory

nonca by sirfitzalot March 18, 2009

nonaffluent 

the most powerful attack known to man. if there is ever a situation where you need to destroy a thot, hit em with the quick N O N A F F L U E N T and she will surely perish.

Witch lady - "I love you, I just want you to be happy"
Fearsome warrior - "aww, she just wants me to be happy... aww, okay... so she is a nice lady after al- NONAFFLUENT"
*witch lady dies on the spot*

nonaffluent by tobuscuslover46iloveyoutobuscu August 2, 2018

nona fried 

When you are in a winning position in a time controlled game of chess, rather than moving or resigning your opponent just sits there and lets their clock tick down to 0.

Initially used by Chessnetwork

"A time ticker! I've been nona fried!"

For origin see: Thunderhorse I Warzone Chess Tournament 12

nona fried by TrickyKnight October 31, 2012

nonant

1. One of the pieces of an area divided into nine sections.

2. A section of a rectangle that has been divided by two perpendicular pairs of parallel lines.

a) It's hard to win a game of tic-tac-toe when you start in the top, bottom or side nonants.

b) You'd better check your blind nonant before changing lanes.

c) Hey dude, check it out. My queen, bishop and rook have got all your king's nonants covered. Suffer looser.

nonant by Chris Protologism April 19, 2008

nonballs 

The area of a neutered male dog, where his balls would be located had he not been neutered.

Guy 1: Dave's dog was just licking his dick, then licked your hand!

Guy 2: pretty sure he was just licking his nonballs, but i'm going to go wash my hands...

nonballs by Davester75 August 9, 2012

Ginger nonce 

Stephen tries

Have you seen that ginger nonce new vid

Yeah Stephen tries

Ha gottem

Ginger nonce by SUB2PEWDIEPIE SUB2WILLNE March 16, 2019

Dog Nonce 

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.

Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.

Dog Nonce by topwise September 4, 2019