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noncat 

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That which is not cat.
"There are two kinds of people in the world: the cat, and the noncat."

Naji the King

"I just saw noncat ahmustafa in John Lewis; I totally avoided him"

Anonymous
noncat by Cat Ahmustafa September 29, 2012
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Nonkatronk 

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A word for those who have the mental capacity of a 9 year old.
"John, you are an absolute NONKATRONK."
"The only Nonkatronk is you, John"
"You are acting like a Nonkatronk JOHN"
Nonkatronk by Snazzy Tronk December 30, 2020
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noncat • Noncation • Nonathon • nondate • Nonlationship • nancatz • Nocation • Nocatpeced • nonat • Nonatheist

Nonhategious

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Nonhategious, means that you don't hate other people of any means or what other people like
Girl: I hope you would not hate me for this...
Boy: Of course not! I am nonhategious!
Nonhategious by IdrisZeRoadman February 23, 2021
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nonceatron 

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A person that you thought couldn't get any noncier but just did, AKA the ultimate nonce.
Mr Carr is looking at you again, what a nonceatron.
nonceatron by neildown69 March 31, 2021
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nondate 

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When a single heterosexual male and his single heterosexual female friend go out somewhere (a movie, dinner, etc.).

The male is interested in dating the female but hasn't worked up the courage to tell her yet.

The female thinks they are going as friends.
Guy #1: How did your date with Tina go yesterday?
Guy #2: Oh, it was a nondate since she thought more people were coming.
nondate by klert December 31, 2008
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water nonatarian

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do not have bottled water
Are you guys water nonatarians?
water nonatarian by hghsht October 17, 2008
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nonator 

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The person who never chips into any office collection. Also written as No-nator.
We all took up a collection for Karens baby shower. Except for Chuck, he is a nonator
nonator by NormanV January 10, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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