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That which is not cat.
"There are two kinds of people in the world: the cat, and the noncat."

Naji the King

"I just saw noncat ahmustafa in John Lewis; I totally avoided him"

Anonymous
noncat by Cat Ahmustafa September 29, 2012
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An Acronym for 'No One Cares About Your Other League'.

This is a specific reference to fantasy sports discussions which take place amongst friends or competitors in a shared league. It is a Violation of the Highest Order to open, interrupt or end any fantasy sports conversation with mention of a different fantasy team, other than the mutual league.

In Lamens terms - No One Cares About Your Other League! Your the only one who really cares, especially when your not doing well in the mutual league. You must keep all fantasy discussion to your mutual league, or you are in violation on NOCAYOL!
Shawn: I beat you in our Fantasy football match-up this weekend by 4 touchdowns! Good Luck making the playoffs now, I own you and the division.

Eric: Yeah, it doesn't matter, cause I won my game in my other league where I have the best record. I'm killing it with my top players...

Shawn: DUDE! No One Cares About Your Other League. Lets talk about this league, the one I just beat you in. Com'on man, I claim NOCAYOL!
NOCAYOL by mchesler44 August 30, 2010

NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner) 

NOCAYB (acronym for "No One Cares About Your Boner") is shorthand reminders of one of the true maxims of a polite interaction online: nobody cares about your boner. Typically deployed in situations where a party has unnecessarily brought up the attractiveness of a celebrity, or sexualized something or someone to an uncomfortable extent, bringing an unfortunate halt to normal, non-perverted conversation.
Dude 1: "Yo, man, that Anne Hathaway is a great actress."

Dude 2: "Yes, she is! She also has really nice feet. I want her to crush my balls like wine grapes."
Dude 1: "...Um, NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner), Dude 2."
A Nosey neighbor. The ones that gossip about what you say and do when its none of their business in the first place
The nonay is outside again so i'm not leaving the house right now.
Nonay by Sassie1980 October 3, 2008

Noncycle 

1. To take a piece of garbage and turn it into a different piece of garbage.

2. To take an object that still has some useful purpose and turn it into a piece of garbage.
“Mary stopped Jim from discarding the expired air-fresheners so she could noncycle them into an instant collection.”
Noncycle by Huggle June 28, 2012
A pedo:
Eddy down the street just got done for fiddling a kid aways knew he was a noncy git
Noncy by Poop boi March 25, 2021