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An individual who sexually interferes with those members of the Canis Lupus Familiaris species who are yet to acheive full sexual maturity
Person 1: "How's it going you fucking dog nonce?"
Dog Nonce: "Canny sick you fucking queer."
by Well sick dog fucker November 01, 2008
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A person who can not control the urge to go and pet a dog no matter what the cuircumstance may be.... this person will happily put there hand over a fence to pet a dog even if it's growling and is fantasizing about chewing on your digets

This person will casually walk up to strangers with dogs just to pet it and make uncomfortable small talk with owner.
Do you have to stop and stroke every dog you see and tell there owners your life story

Your such a dognonce
by Tumblewoolyweed July 07, 2018
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The act of some dumb american prays on little children and does the sucky fucky to his pener.
Mate you a dog nonce

no u
by bakebakeoni May 28, 2018
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