fitz

Means "son of" (hence all the English surnames like Fitzpatrick, Fitzhenry) but can also refer to an illegitimate child, a bastard, someone born out of wedlock etc.

FitzChivalry is the illegitimate son of Chivalry, the heir to the throne of Buckkeep.

by Andrew Melvin April 27, 2008

fitz

1. noun- full retard

2. verb- to instantaneously lose control of your bowels in an unannounced fashion. Usually resulting in going commando for the remainder of the day.

3. adj.- awesomer than everybody and everything around you.

4. adj- The inability to come up with a response to an insult, usually resulting in threats of sodomy.

noun- "Is your brother Autistic? No, it's worse, he's a fitz!"

verb- "Oh man, I'm 75% sure i just fitzed myself."

adj- "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how fitz I am"

by 725ftn February 27, 2011

fitz

(V) Otherwise known as pulling a Terry Tate, to tackle a coworker in a surprising manner across a row of cubicles. The tackle might be as aggressive as a flying pile-driver or as subtle as kicking another's leg out from underneath him.

Did you see him fly across the office like that? He was fitzed.

by Patty von Your Face October 23, 2006

fitz

A boy who used to be hot, but glowed down a lot!

Girl 1: Omg what happened to Jake?
Girl 2: Ikr he pulled such a Fitz

by I'm >> you December 03, 2016

fitz

a cut on your thumb or a cut on any finger

That fitz looks like it might hurt.

by Big A Boo March 18, 2010

fitz

Verb

1. To steadfastly work at uncovering criminal activities.

The prosecutor will fitz until everyone involved is uncovered.

The CEO was fitzed for two years by the eager prosecutor.

by Jerry T. November 09, 2005

fitz

1. v. To fail at one's mission in an ironic fashion.

2. v. To periodically launch in to fits of braggadocious bitchery.

3. n. Fits of that sort.

"He was trying to make a point about the internet not being serious, but ended up getting really heated about it and taking it to a whole other level."

"Yeah, he fitzed that one up somethin' fierce."

by eziniti July 11, 2008