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Nonipple 

When a woman has extremely large breasts...with essentially no nipple to match; very small compared to boob.
Derek: Dude look i got this chicks boobs on Omegle and they are totally Nonipple.
Jeremy: Holy hell your right...get that thing out of here.
Nonipple by The New York Post January 2, 2012

Noncarpenters

The carpenters who are desperate for sc5 or sabrina carpenter's albums release in general, and yeeted themselves out of the fandom as a result of desperation.
Bro, do you realize how many noncarpenters are there? This gives me hope that SC5 will blow up!
Noncarpenters by carpenterfics October 21, 2021

noncouple couple 

When two people have an unrelationship/relationship. One person is not emotionally involved and is not committed to a loving, monogamous relationship and the other person is emotionally involved and committed to a loving, monogamaous relationship.
We have been a noncouple couple for 11 months now.
noncouple couple by Punky Dunk April 29, 2011

noncouple couple 

when two people have an unrelationship/relationship. One person is not emotionally involved and is not committed to a loving, monogamous relationship and the other person is emotionally involved and committed to a loving, monogamaous relationship.
We have been a noncouple couple for 11 months now.

nonappleable 

"When you're filling out forms put n/a, meaning nonappleable."-Mrs. Deir
nonappleable by SquirrelyPiss February 18, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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