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NewarkReady

1. Not ready. At all.
2. The most unfortunate hashtag ever.
1. The steak said "Moo!" when I jabbed it. It was NewarkReady.

2. Man, I'm NewarkReady for this frontal lobotomy.
NewarkReady by M. Trips August 21, 2021

Newark Flu 

A multisystemic disease indigenous to homeless and jobless tribal populations in Newark, New Jersey consisting of HIV and at least two variations of hepatitis, most commonly HEP B and C.
Yo dawg, don't touch that nigga, he got dat newark flu.

Sumbady cawl a ambalamps, dat dirty hoe got da newark flu...
Newark Flu by bootyclap189 April 29, 2011

Newark-on-Trent

An utter shit hole. The population of Newark is probably 50% chav and 50% pikey. The atmosphere is a beautiful blend of benefit scroungers and youth gang culture.
Jamie told me Newark-on-Trent is actually quite a nice place to visit.

Jamie is lying to you.
Newark-on-Trent by 180246 September 5, 2016
Largest city in NJ. Located in North Jersey, it has a suprisingly large and clean airport. Newark started out as a very industrial city and used to have a higher population. Now Newark is what you would call ghetto, not as bad Camden but still a high crime rate. I wish they would clean it up and stop the gang violence cause New Jersey is in need of a thriving metropolis.
I love NJ but we should clean up Newark,Trenton, and Camden.
newark by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008

Mr. Newara 

A term used to describe a very smart person, or the. "ultimate being." "Mr. Newaras" can be seen fighting back unfair GameStop prices and teaching high school level math all at the same time. They are also known to be "Fortnite gods" by the youth, where some of their skills include: being able to perform the default dance flawlessly, being able to spot a midget flossing from miles away with their hawk-like vision, having qualities of always knowing what they are doing, and shockingly resembling Sherman from Phineas and Ferb. People can be seen flocking to Mr. Newaras in cult like fashions, usually asking for help with their math homework.
Oh dude, did you see that Mr. Newara get the Victory Royale? That guy's been looking like a chug jug lately.
Mr. Newara by PreyTheGeyAwey May 6, 2019
The shittiest place in the entire galaxy.
Newark, New Jersey is a place filled with gangs, drugs, guns and hoes. And plus it smells like shit.
Newark by hnoss May 30, 2017
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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