lemons

Sour shit life can give you, and with which you can do whatever the hell you want.

1) When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
2) When life gives you lemons, you squeeze the fuck out of them and yell.

by therapeutic June 20, 2010

lemons

somthing that cave johnson dosent like

alright ive been thinking. when live gives you lemons dont make lemonade MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMM LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! with the lemons. im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

lemons

an adjective used to describe anything negative.

syn: boring, disgusting, lame, unintelligent, shitty, useless, worst

This shit is lemons.
or:
Fuck you, you fucking lemons.

for example of something that is lemons:
www.lemonparty.tv/

by not lemons January 06, 2013

lemons

A sour yellow fruit created in labs by the Soviet Union propaganda machine to lure lemonaide lovers from their all-american hobbies to join their spy forces and take over the world with ninja-pirates.

USSR Guy: Come here you all-american boy. Have these lemons!

All-American Boy: Why thank you fine sir. *eats* DOWN WITH THE WEST!!!

USSR Guy: *evil laughter*

by Bologurson October 16, 2006

lemons

Very intimate and descriptive x-rated stories about fictional couples written by crazed, perverted fangirls.

Perverted fangirl: I just read the best lemons story about Edward and Bella!

Normal person: Um... that's weird.

Perverted fangirl: *giggles* I've read it five times.

by Jackieeeeeeeeeeeeee October 03, 2009

lemons

What Martha Stewart missed most while in jail, her family was a distance second.

Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison?
Martha: Lemons...
Reporter: Anything else.
Martha: No just lemons
(5 second pause)
Martha: And my family
That is all true, search the web if you don't belive me

by Citizen of Kane April 23, 2005

lemons

something that is not ideal, shitty, or sucked.

"did you hear about how todd's dog died the other day? that shits lemons man"

by yuh__ August 14, 2019