alright ive been thinking. when live gives you lemons dont make lemonade MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMM LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! with the lemons. im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
A sour yellowfruit created in labs by the Soviet Union propaganda machine to lure lemonaide lovers from their all-american hobbies to join their spy forces and take over the world with ninja-pirates.
USSR Guy: Come here you all-american boy. Have these lemons!
All-American Boy: Why thank you fine sir. *eats* DOWN WITH THE WEST!!!
Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison?
Martha: Lemons...
Reporter: Anything else.
Martha: No just lemons
(5 second pause)
Martha: And my family
That is all true, search the web if you don't belive me