An utter shit hole. The population of Newark is probably 50% chav and 50% pikey. The atmosphere is a beautiful blend of benefit scroungers and youth gang culture.
Jamie told me Newark-on-Trent is actually quite a nice place to visit.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.