Newarked

When something is horribly broken or out of order.

Girl: "My mom says you're stupid, for being in a band"
Frank Iero (From My Chemical Romance): "Tell your mom she's newarked."

by one-four-three June 8, 2011

Newarked

1. To get your car stolen.
2. When your car gets chopped up for parts.

verb

Jeff: I hope we don't get "Newarked" tonight.
Nataly: That would suck...I just bought this car.

by Dr. Reggie Love February 2, 2009

Newarked

when something is horribly broken or out of order

That shit got newarked

by Fronkeh June 10, 2011

The Non Newarked MCR page.

Once upon a time in a land far far away, the My Chemical Romance facebook page was a world of peace and harmony. But, slowly, it got crappier and crappier, trolls invaded, people became rude and the family became meaningless. SUDDENLY, the elders and sexier people of the page decided they should make a group, where the old flame could be rekindled. The Non Newarked MCR page, to be exact. This is now the home of various demigods (the sexy children,) and the olympian council (the elders,) and the great mamma goddess (our great greek caitie.) All hail the Non Newarked children.

The Non Newarked MCR Page. : Exit our group if you can't han dle our sass or we will mOonwalk on your reem. :)

by ElenaIsBored.Net March 11, 2012

Newark-ed

When something is horribly broken or out of order... It is a word created by guitarist Frank Iero for the band My Chemical Romance and he uses it on almost everything.

girl: my mom says your stupid, for being in a band....

Frank: Tell your mom she's newark-ed

by mcrgirlll June 10, 2011

Newarker

A Newarker is a person who is from Newark, in Nottinghamshire England. Newark has one of the highest incest rates in Europe, and if you're from Newark you're likely to be a gypsy or a youth-clubber. An outbreak of fungus recently hit the town in March '06. Leaving one 16 year old boy devastated, he described the situation as "very, very bad", although his beloved warhammer helped him through this hard time, his friends were also upset at the outbreak, describing the 16 year old who cannot be named for legal reasons "a fun guy". Newarkers are easily amused, the local stadium "the youth club arena" saw a record crowd of 34,564 to see a cat play with a ball of string. The other 45,785 residents of Newark were at home shagging their sisters.

Newarker: Hi, i have fungus
Other Newarker: That sucks, lets go bum youth club
Other other Newarker: Hi, im not meant to be here, im meant to be at home shagging my sister

by Gangus Boy April 17, 2006