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Newark Valley, NY is a small town located some what near Binghamton, NY. The town consists of a population with roughly 500 people and 4 last names. Yet still the population of domesticated animals and firearms is far higher that. If you haven't heard of this town, your cousin probably has.
"Why you talking so fine of your cousin? You must be from Newark Valley!"
by Thewhiteblackpoet December 26, 2016
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