math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

John: My math teacher is abusing me!

John's Dad: Its OK, all math teachers are like that.

by x-child December 16, 2011

math

the lesbian sister of biology

Chris: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
Peter: Math. Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.

by Jenny February 08, 2004

math

the science of that which cannot be.

Asymptotes are not real, but they are in the world of math.

by carvahall December 07, 2011

math

1. a class we take because we hate ourselves

(from the Latin "mathis" meaning "Satan's Alphabet)

Person A: "I hate my life and I want to make it horrible"
Person B: "I know of a good math class..."

by Troy October 04, 2004

math

torture.

one of Lucifer's many ways of making us suffer.

resonable cause for suicide.

Nobody with any sense likes math.

Math sucks and i suck at doing it.

by Sunshine Dore June 21, 2005

math

when the fuck are we gonna use it in our lives?

person 1: did you do your math homework?

person 2: fuck no its a waste of time im gonna be a carpet installer.

by JST505 January 29, 2009

math

whoever invented it should be rotting in hell as we speak. Also the substitute for most common curse words.

This is bullmath! I mathing hate the mothermathers they can all burn in mathing hell ya mathing bitch. Math me I'm all riled up now so math your mathin mather mathing maths.

by Deltron February 13, 2004