138 definitions by Jersey Kid

plastic air-head, pointy nosed bitch
Paris Hilton is such a role model (sarcastic) I suggest all the young girls that look up to her watch a night in paris than see how they feel
by Jersey Kid February 9, 2008
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Nickname for Newark, NJ the biggest city in the state. Redman is from there, it is has a big airport, a downtown, and lots of crime.
Welcome to Brick City, bitchhhhhhhhh
by Jersey Kid January 27, 2008
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A beautiful singer from Houston, Texas. I'm not a Beyonce fan but I still think she's talented.
Hater: Beyonce has bad weave, shakes her butt, and is ugly!

Me: Well how records have you sold? How many music vidoes have you been in? How many commercials have you done? Exactly so shut up.
by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008
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A rap group from Bankhead, Atlanta Georgia. D4Lstands for Down for Life. Fabo is the leader of the group, Other members are Shawty Lo, Stuntman, Mook-B, and Stoney. A lot of people don't like ther music because it is snap music a new kind of music from Atlanta which has a slower beat and based off the rythm of a finger snap.
I'm just giving you the facts, make up your own opinon if you love or hate D4L.
by Jersey Kid January 27, 2008
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Misery. Seriously sound it out, Miss-or-ee. It relates to the state Missouri because it is in the middle of fucking no where. It has no beaches. People don't know if its in the fucking south or mid-west because they act hickish but they aren't south.
I'm pretty much in misery living in Missouri. PS. I'm not trying to offend a lot of ppl. I just don't like that state but that doesn't mean my opinon matters. Make up your own and go there.
by Jersey Kid November 20, 2007
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How someone trying to imitate a Boston accent would say "Boston"

*I'm not from Boston so I don't know if they say that or not, I'm from NJ and we sure as hell don't say Joisey, see boston accent, New Jersey Accent, Jurzee
West Coast Person: Oh my gahd, I'm from Bawstin
West Coast Person: Oh my gawd, I'm from New Joisey
West Coast Person: Oh Lawdy, I is from Nawlinz, Loosiana

Boston, Jersey, and New Orleans person: Stfu, stop trying to imitate our accent, you don't even do it right
by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008
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Idiotic 9 - 14 yr old girls that
- Think Hannnah Montana is lyke oh my gawd, so awesome!
- Obsessed with bright colors and tacky glitter
- Think Zac Efron will marry them
- Hobbies include chewing gum and text messaging
- Know nothing about the real world
- Think their so cute when their just fucking annoying
Teeny Bopper: Oh my gawd I freakin' like hate yooh!

Me: dude your like 10, learn about the real world.
by Jersey Kid February 2, 2008
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