neartard

Neartard describes a person who is by all means a total idiot but has not been officially classified as legally retarded.

"Did you hear that John tried to put out an electrical fire with water?"
"Are you serious? Man what a damn neartard."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

Nartard

A next level ass eating retard

That nartard knows how to chow down.

by Tdiddy5 March 11, 2017

Nartard

A Naruto obsessed retard.

"Why is Jerome running around the track like that?"
"Don't pay attention to him dude, he's kind of a nartard."

by notapollo January 14, 2020

Nartard

Nar·Tard n.
1. The result of being a Nark and a Retard.
2. One who is a Nartard

Callum.. your such a Nartard...

by anon. E. mus August 10, 2005

nertarded

The coexistence of nerdy and retarded qualities. The act of utilizing higher intelligence to do or say stupid things

OMG, I can not believe he said that. He is so nertarded!

by BigDaddyDoz April 5, 2012

NARTARD

A First Aid NPC who takes what they are told by first aid companies as gospel without question, and regurgitates it as fact.

Jeff, is such a NARTARD he says no other tourniquets work because he's only ever used one with a windlass.

by Minister of Propaganda March 18, 2019

nertarded

its a cross with retarded and noob!!

emmanuel:
dude is it just me or is that guy nertarded
daniel:
i went somewhere and i saw a that was netarded
vanessa:
obviusly that guy nertared

by Alexandra&Nessaa!! April 16, 2009