1 - The absolute, unwilling and unfailing behavior to never pick a side on any issue, up to, and including, purposefully defending people, places, things and concepts from criticism from friends, colleagues, family, strangers and
that one guy, even if said criticism is 100% warranted and valid.
2 - Cowardice couched as
thoughtful politeness.
3 - Bland
to the point of being sickly.
See also Travis Beagell