milftoast 

A really boring but attractive soccer mom.

Tammy is so hot but what a bore. She’s milftoast.

milftoast by Kimberowski January 6, 2023

milftastic 

adjective, derived from the term MILF from the movie American Pie. A MILF is a Mother I'd Like to Fuck; MILFtastic is a term to describe such a woman who is usually old enough to have a teenaged kid but hot enough that most guys don't care and would love bang her hard all night long doggie-style.

Man, look at the cans on that MILF! They're huge. I'd love to tittie-fuck her. And that ass if fine, she's all-round MILFtastic!

milftastic by saskotis March 14, 2006

Milktoast 

1 - The absolute, unwilling and unfailing behavior to never pick a side on any issue, up to, and including, purposefully defending people, places, things and concepts from criticism from friends, colleagues, family, strangers and that one guy, even if said criticism is 100% warranted and valid.

2 - Cowardice couched as thoughtful politeness.

3 - Bland to the point of being sickly.

See also Travis Beagell

"I'm sorry is Trav saying he is not milktoast? I'm glad I'm not so self deluded."

Milktoast by imabastardman April 21, 2021

Milktoast 

A person with a very milky appearance.

“Holy that guys white”
“He probably sweats cows milk he’s such a milktoast”

Milktoast by Gferda July 6, 2023

casper milktoast 

A wimp of a man, who won't stand up to his wife.

She is so controlling, but thank God, she is married to a Casper Milktoast, who only says , "Yes, Dear. Anything you say, Dear."

casper milktoast by Jibbie July 10, 2003

Harvey Milktoast 

A man who is so mild mannered and so pathetically clueless about it that he gives you the heebie- jeebies.

Ya, that guy's a odd one. He's such a Harvey Milktoast that I throw up in my mouth a little every time I see him.

Harvey Milktoast by QuantumX22 August 27, 2015

Milktoast 

A word used to describe a person (or anything else, really) which has little to no character.

Examples:

While many disagree, some people say that Jim Gaffigan’s stand-up comedy is fairly milktoast.

Since she doesn’t want to offend anyone, she is sooooo milktoast.

Milktoast by Bich Phuc Dat May 11, 2019