1 definition by imabastardman

Milktoast

1 - The absolute, unwilling and unfailing behavior to never pick a side on any issue, up to, and including, purposefully defending people, places, things and concepts from criticism from friends, colleagues, family, strangers and that one guy, even if said criticism is 100% warranted and valid.

2 - Cowardice couched as thoughtful politeness.

3 - Bland to the point of being sickly.

See also Travis Beagell

"I'm sorry is Trav saying he is not milktoast? I'm glad I'm not so self deluded."

by imabastardman April 21, 2021