Milktoast 

1 - The absolute, unwilling and unfailing behavior to never pick a side on any issue, up to, and including, purposefully defending people, places, things and concepts from criticism from friends, colleagues, family, strangers and that one guy, even if said criticism is 100% warranted and valid.

2 - Cowardice couched as thoughtful politeness.

3 - Bland to the point of being sickly.

See also Travis Beagell

"I'm sorry is Trav saying he is not milktoast? I'm glad I'm not so self deluded."

Milktoast by imabastardman April 21, 2021

Milktoast 

A person with a very milky appearance.

“Holy that guys white”
“He probably sweats cows milk he’s such a milktoast”

Milktoast by Gferda July 6, 2023

Milktoast 

A word used to describe a person (or anything else, really) which has little to no character.

Examples:

While many disagree, some people say that Jim Gaffigan’s stand-up comedy is fairly milktoast.

Since she doesn’t want to offend anyone, she is sooooo milktoast.

Milktoast by Bich Phuc Dat May 11, 2019

milktoast 

A derogatory term used against a white person, one with possibly very white skin or exibiting traits commonly associated with being "white".

Chad: I did the worm at the dance last night!
Lance: Whatta milktoast you are.

milktoast by P.E.P. October 17, 2006

milktoast 

A game where a bunch of guys gather around a piece of bread and masturbate upon it. The last man to cum, must then eat the aforementioned piece of bread.

We played Milktoast at Jimm's birthday party, and his brother Billy was gunshy, so he ate it.

milktoast by Bill Gates May 20, 2003

milktoast 

a sexual fetish where semen is ejected onto a patch of pubic hair on the milktoastee, rubbed into a lather, and licked up by the milktoaster.

"James wanted to milktoast me, but to his disdain I had shaved the previous day."

milktoast by G. Oulash Crompton September 23, 2009

casper milktoast 

A wimp of a man, who won't stand up to his wife.

She is so controlling, but thank God, she is married to a Casper Milktoast, who only says , "Yes, Dear. Anything you say, Dear."

casper milktoast by Jibbie July 10, 2003