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Appearance

How a thing looks to you the looker.

But you must be careful with atheist evolutionists, because in their phrase 'appearance of design' it means mirage of design, while for a theist it means reality of design as witnessed to by the looker.

The way to get an exact idea of what atheist evolutionists mean by ‘appearance of design’ when they say they don't mean it is just appearance, is to ask them if they be guys: whether they have an appearance of a penis's design or the reality of a penis's design in their penis.

Also with female atheist evolutionists, ask them whether they have an appearance of a vagina's design in their vagina, or the reality of a vagina's design.

Then ask them what exactly do they want to impress people with, in their use of the phrase ‘appearance of design,’ if in their penis or vagina they do not mean just appearance.


Gerry
Appearance of man, meaning the first time man appeared on earth or in the universe of existence.

Appearance of water in the desert to a man dying from thirst means a mirage of water.

Appearance of design, see definition proper, above.

Appearance of health said by a doctor to a patient, means the doctor cannot see anything medically wrong with the patient even though the patient says he feels miserable.

Appearance by Yrger March 7, 2009
Words you can keep

Appearance

A superficial way to judge somebody if you're going to judge somebody.
Once she had looked at the guy's spirit instead of his appearance, she realized he started to look more like a legend than an ugly toothless loser like she thought at first. Had she ever tried to fight a legend before, or was she too busy tending to her 12 year old short king all day and night to fight a legend?
Appearance by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021

appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body 

This is Peridot's definition of a shirt (they are actually shorts tho) to which Garnet replies, "Nice shorts..." Peridot is quite new to Earth so she doesn't know what a pair of shorts are.
green space dorito: imagine... appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body!
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Appearance/Cosmetic 

A group of 10 to 15 year old boys on Honda-Tech that aspire to own pink and orange Japanese economy cars and 48" chrome "spinna" rims. Additionally, there are also a disproportionately large group of 20-somethings that feel painting and applying decals and wings to a used Japanese car is quite possibly the best way to pick up a new "baby momma" after the old one has sold her body for crack.
"Wow! Did you see that Civic? It's got so many wings and worthless junk on it that the loser must be a graduate of Appearance/Cosmetic!"
Appearance/Cosmetic by Bubba23 December 13, 2008

appearance gynaecology 

aka hymen restoration, labia reconstruction,vaginal rejuvenation, labiactomies for pornstars...what have ya...!
in Jordan these days, it doesn't cost a girl who 'as been de-flowered to have it all back sewn together ..thankies go to the abundance of 'apperance gynaecologists' who don't over-charge the poor fucks any thing above 200 Ds ( dinars ..that's in the nieghuborhood of 300$ ), to cover up before getting ready to be married to a total mork!
I am afraid i will bore ya'all with TMI..but girls in the middle east in general; almost all of them, get sex before marriage through the Hershey Highway..so, when the Day comes she can keep the frontal na-na passage closed like a Propel bottle seal cap! Man, for those un-lucky few girls who do the no-go zone.. the art of apperance gynaecology comes to their rescue.
what would poor girls do without appearance gyn? and hey..hey, one have to keep appearances. Doncha ya'all agree?

severe appearance Deficit

George Carlin: they’re starting to call ugly people those with severe appearance deficits

make an appearance 

To go to an event solely to be seen there; usually one's stay at such event is short in duration.
Guy 1: "Yo man, what are you up to tonight?"

Guy 2: "I have to make an appearance at some douchebag's birthday party, but after that I should be free."
make an appearance by Minkus September 3, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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