glad 

(adjective) describes a mood of stable happiness, state of elation, also (esp. males) arousal. Noun: Gladness; adverb: gladly; verb: gladden

Just thinking of Georgie's sensuousness made him glad

glad by Alarick September 13, 2006

Glad 

1. Thankful; great-full 2. Joyful or content.

We were glad our family made it home safely.

Glad by Gwen Stacy April 6, 2014

Glad 

The feeling a man has after he ejaculates.

I'm so glad that I feel we should sleep together!

Glad by Ereck Flowers March 17, 2015

Glad 

I do know what you are talking about:) when we were in the same room I could feel my heart attached to his… like a rope pulling me, not the best description.

The spider was a legit spider… daddy long legged to be exact… still is on vacay…

I am completely 100 percent not witchy:) you can ask any spider :) okay not the furry, quick ones… we probably should for my argument sake keep it to the spiders as my witnesses:) my eyes should love most times, but they can also make people go uh oh…

That is what I meant about being a nuisance. The last thing I want to do is bother him, even if my ideas are super cute and funny. Hence, why I put them in a box now.

Kinda funky today… did something yesterday and it didn’t turn out the way I planned, so then the overthinking starts. And then I couldn’t get on this thing because someone was being a jerk and there was nothing i could do about it.(cryptic… sorry)
And then that causes me to overthink more when I really don’t need to.

That is why I stay in my little dream bubble. Everything is happy:) sometimes I think things are trying to pop my bubble or are blowing me around. (Metaphor for me overthinking and getting in a funk)

if you are just figuring out now I am nuts, I am disappointed:) my best friend last week was a spider who left… even the spider knew I was batty. Maybe the spider thought I was a bat and I was going to eat it… I wouldn’t/couldn’t eat a spider. If I ended up on survivor, I would die of starvation.

Yikes… definitely sounds bad. Glad to hear you are on the mend.

Glad by Just a girl with 💔 October 10, 2023

Glad 

Inhalants; paint thinner, glue, aerosols, nitrates, gas, etc. Used to get high, typically abused by children.

"Oy Suz, we finkin of gettin' some glad and pounding beyind ol' crusty's bahnyard?"

"Who you fink I'yam William? Not half the 'ore yur mother was."

Glad by marginalizedmelon July 5, 2021

Glad i could do my part

I think you may have done too much.

"Chopper, talk to disfigured World War 2 veterans
who aren't as bitter as they should be."
"Glad i could do my part."

Glad i could do my part by WeRerrr October 22, 2009

glad hands 

Used to describe a handshake from a person who has malicious intentions, in regards to your future.

Fuck smiley glad hands
With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses

- from "Aenima" by Tool

glad hands by Thug 4 L1f3 September 21, 2005