7 definitions by Gferda

Guzzard

“I’m not gonna drink tonight”
“Mofucka yes you are I’m gonna guzzle that shit down your guzzard”
“Bet”

by Gferda October 21, 2023

When you have a whole slaughter house of beef in your pelvic region.

“That dude is waddling like he has a tumor in his cellar”
“Holy shit dude has a beef bunker fosho”

by Gferda October 16, 2023

“Holy that guys white”
“He probably sweats cows milk he’s such a milktoast”

by Gferda July 6, 2023

“Who’s that homo lurking in the corner”
“Oh that’s just potch I think he has autism”

by Gferda July 6, 2023

A fit and healthy dude that’s fat as fuck at the same time.

“Yo Chad”
“What?”
“Your fat as fuck you must eat straight sticks of butter and bacon grease”
“Dude I have 7 percent body fat”
“Fat piece of lard”

by Gferda October 6, 2023

A fatass hunkie that looks as if they work a very successful pringle farm because of their immense size.

“Look at that yinzer he needs to lay off the cupcakes”
“he’s a Pringle farmer”
“Holy shit he has a junior pringle farmer kid too”

by Gferda July 6, 2023

When you grab a tub of ice cream or a shit ton of food and you just tub that shit. Like absolutely demolish it, the whole tub.

“Yo bro what happened to you?”
“Nuffing I just eating” (obese voice)
“Get a life and quit tubbing you fuckin oinker”

by Gferda October 6, 2023