Gferda's definitions

Milktoast

A person with a very milky appearance.

“Holy that guys white”
“He probably sweats cows milk he’s such a milktoast”

by Gferda July 6, 2023

Chad

A fit and healthy dude that’s fat as fuck at the same time.

“Yo Chad”
“What?”
“Your fat as fuck you must eat straight sticks of butter and bacon grease”
“Dude I have 7 percent body fat”
“Fat piece of lard”

by Gferda October 5, 2023

Potch

An emo bisexual alcoholic.

“Who’s that homo lurking in the corner”
“Oh that’s just potch I think he has autism”

by Gferda July 6, 2023

Guzzard

Your mouth.

“I’m not gonna drink tonight”
“Mofucka yes you are I’m gonna guzzle that shit down your guzzard”
“Bet”

by Gferda October 20, 2023

Pringle Farmer

A fatass hunkie that looks as if they work a very successful pringle farm because of their immense size.

“Look at that yinzer he needs to lay off the cupcakes”
“he’s a Pringle farmer”
“Holy shit he has a junior pringle farmer kid too”

by Gferda July 6, 2023

Wienery

Similar to a winery, but for big girthy wieners.

Bro your beat you look like you were sold at the retard sale and I just saw your girl at the mofuckin wienery.

by Gferda July 8, 2025

Tubbing

When you grab a tub of ice cream or a shit ton of food and you just tub that shit. Like absolutely demolish it, the whole tub.

“Yo bro what happened to you?”
“Nuffing I just eating” (obese voice)
“Get a life and quit tubbing you fuckin oinker”

by Gferda October 5, 2023