1 - The absolute, unwilling and unfailing behavior to
never pick a side on any issue, up to, and including, purposefully defending people, places, things and concepts from criticism from friends, colleagues, family, strangers and that one guy, even if said criticism is
100% warranted and
valid.
2 - Cowardice couched as thoughtful politeness.
3 - Bland to the point of being sickly.
See also Travis Beagell