Memoirs of a negro man
Memoirs of a negro man by zilog24 May 30, 2006
Memoirs of a Straight-sha
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Memoirs of a negro man
An expression of great frustration or anger, typically brought about by one of African descent.
Cf. Memoirs of a Mexican man
Cf. Memoirs of a Mexican man
Memoirs of a negro man by H.R. Pufnstuf April 6, 2004
I'll put it in my memoirs.
A snarky expression to mock someone for saying something uninteresting or that adds zero value to the conversation.
I'll put it in my memoirs. by guacamole face March 4, 2017
memoir moment
When a tragic or insightful life experience causes a writer to think "I could write about this," and subsequently "That's awful/narcissistic. Why would I think that?" It seems that the whole thought process should invalidate the experience's potential as writing fodder but can instead make for a nice modernist moment in which the author's role is explicitly recognized.
MOTHER: "Maurice died."
WRITER: "Oh, that's terrible."
WRITER'S BRAIN: (What luck! My strange and unique relationship with this person will make for a compelling chapter in my yet-to-be-written memoir!)
WRITER'S HEART: (You are a bastard.)
WRITER'S BRAIN: (I know. What a memoir moment.)
WRITER'S BALLS: (Write about it anyway.)
MOTHER: "Have you been taking your medication?"
WRITER: "Huh?"
WRITER: "Oh, that's terrible."
WRITER'S BRAIN: (What luck! My strange and unique relationship with this person will make for a compelling chapter in my yet-to-be-written memoir!)
WRITER'S HEART: (You are a bastard.)
WRITER'S BRAIN: (I know. What a memoir moment.)
WRITER'S BALLS: (Write about it anyway.)
MOTHER: "Have you been taking your medication?"
WRITER: "Huh?"
memoir moment by NineLeggedDog May 13, 2009