D Flawless's definitions

Low Self-Esteem

When you jack off only to average-ish girls because you know the girls you really want are too far out of your league and you lack the courage even to fantasize about the girls you really want.

Chad had low self-esteem, so he only wanks in the shower to pictures of Becky when deep down he really wants Stacy

by D Flawless November 11, 2019

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis

When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes

Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!

by D Flawless November 12, 2019

Confidence

The ability to shamelessly fart during sex without fear of repercussion.

After the first night, of trying to nit fart, Chad developed true confidence when he would just rip one loudly right in the middle of sex.

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

High Self-Confidence

The ability to shamelessly fart during sex

After trying to hold off on ripping one the first night, Chad developed a high self-confidence from there on out.

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Zero to Hero

When you go from no boner at all to a huge boner

Zero to Hero, just like that. When he smiled, the girls went wild with, ooohs and aaaahs.

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Urban Coctionary

Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Mastrawank

When you take your penis and jack it off all over the place

I mastrawank 3 times a day

by D Flawless November 14, 2019