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1. A child whose parents ain't married
2. A way to insult someone without swearing
Did you know Leonardo Da Vinci is a bastard?

Thou art a damned, maggot-eating bastard!
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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Besides the usual usages of a child born out of wedlock and a suitable name for someone you don’t like, there are other meanings as well. At one time it was used to refer to a hybrid device or one adapted from one purpose to another; in 1517 it was used to refer to second rate Spanish Sack wines and in engineering it refers to a type of coarse-toothed file.
“Shit! What a bastard!”
“What do you mean?”
“Take your pick.”
by AKACroatalin February 12, 2016
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A term used to describe someone who disregards other people in pursuit of their own self-interest. Usually includes the acts or act of lying, spreading mis-information, covering one's own ass at the expense of others, or employing other forms of bullshitting.
"The day I broke up with my girlfriend, my roomate told her she would have been better off with him instead of me. He's such a bastard.
by Truthtellerunc April 18, 2010
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Besides all the usual meanings, it has a meaning in engineering as well. A bastard is a type of coarse-toothed file.
Conversation in the stores.
"Hi, I need a file."
"A half-round bastard?"
"No, a little triangular fucker."
by Croatalin December 20, 2013
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Those responsible for the death of Kenny on South Park.
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004
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