Memoirrhoids 

an account of something noteworthy, a narrative pulled from your ass

Memoirrhoids: A lossely based tale of the life and times of the Enablalyst.

Memoirrhoids by Enablalyst February 2, 2009

memorrhoid 

An overwhelmed sensation brought on by physically straining one's intellect or memory.

While trying to remember his busy schedule, Barry incurred a memorrhoid.

memorrhoid by acehole1 October 16, 2009