Robot Soda Jerk

A robot who works at a soda fountain.
Dae: "That robot soda jerk was so cute!"
Sally: "Dude are you also robosexual?"
Dae: "YAS QUEEN & HIV POSITIVE!"
by MaxwellMurdoch December 06, 2020
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Fundamentalist Criticism

An analysis literary or artistic work where the critic claims to have found the literal, only/sole verdicial, or irrefutable interpretation of a literary or artistic work.
Halsey: "Arroxa's claims on Shrek being written as a Ricardian socialist criticism on Consumerism is bordering on fundamentalist criticism. Not because of her take (which is interesting), but her claim that all other interpretations of the artistic work; that is Shrek, is phony -- which is a bit much. I mean her take is interesting, but come on dude. Do you know what I mean Jiheon."
Jiheon: "Yeah she seems a bit much at times, but Arroxa is our highly opinionated bestie. We love her despite her putative ipsedixitism."
by MaxwellMurdoch October 30, 2020
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Murdochianism

Is a political philosophy that believes in panarchism, pluralism, agorism, Austro-geolibertarianism, polycentricity, subsidiarity, localism, & cooperative individualism.
Xiyeon: Murdochianism seems quite niche -- does it have broad appeal? Titus: No not really it's pretty niche.
by MaxwellMurdoch July 01, 2022
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Crybabyism

A philosophy where one does their best to have their feelings easily hurt, often by trivial matters i.e. the philosophy that has its adopters attempt to strive towards rectopathic mastery.
Ashford is a rectopathic master -- a paragon for those who practice crybabyism.
by MaxwellMurdoch December 10, 2020
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cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults
Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.
by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022
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Syntax Destruction

The process of intentionally vitiating the arrangement of words and phrases with excessive jargon (especially Fedspeak) with the aim of misleading.

In the case of Fedspeak, it results with the media in opposing camps interpreting the inscrutable gobbledegook in vastly different ways leading to further polarization of the Joe Public. Now with Joe Public beclouded by partisan interpretation, interpreting inscrutable gobbledegook under the false pretenses of inbringing clarity to the Fedspeak's inscrutable gobbledegook.
Alan Greenspan's syntax destruction made it seemed like he answered the question, but in fact he did not. In reality he responded with inscrutable gobbledegook.
by MaxwellMurdoch October 25, 2020
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Gorger

A gentleman; a well-dressed man. See: Vocabulum: Or, The Rogue's Lexicon. Comp. from the Most Authentic Sources
Elliot: A gorger gave me a beautiful BJ at the library.
サクラ: What! A BJ at the library?

Elliot: Yes, a black jacket. I given quite a nice one at the library.
サクラ: Why do you abbreviate almost everything. You're likely to be misunderstood.
Elliot: I always mean what I say, yet I don't always say what I mean.
by MaxwellMurdoch October 31, 2020
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