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Mastermen 

Mastermen: A group of male peers who seek the counsel of other masterman often in the context of a mastermind group.

Mastermen form alliances with other mastermen who are successful in all aspects of their lives.

(Plural of Masterman)
Young Boy (to friend): "I want to join that group of mastermen when I group up!"

Sexy Babe (proud comment): "My man associates with only the best, first-class, top-notch, mastermen in his personal life and professional endeavors."

Rich Dude (on phone): "Wow, massive brainpower for our successful product launch all because of the collaboration of mastermen. Thanks."
Mastermen by Love Linguist July 21, 2009

Masterdate

When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.

Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.
(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"

"Oh I'm going to masterdate."

"Huh?"

"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."

(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."
Masterdate by Socks Owlgorithm April 21, 2011

masterdebate 

Masterdebater (noun) - Another name for really good debaters. Not to be confused with "masterbater," although since most debaters are weird, nerds, and freaks, many of them are also masterbaters.
Andrew: hey alec - i masterdebated for 2 hours last night!

Alec: wow, i masturbated with my rabbit for 4 hours last night!

Andrew: what the fuck?!
masterdebate by Wonster April 29, 2007

masterPEnation 

the process of masterbaiting WHILST watching penile examination video's on youtube, for perferts that like men only.
Joe's a real fagget he was MasterPEnation ing to my dad

Masturdextrous 

The ability to effectively masturbate with both hands.
Man, my right hand is broken and I'm horny. Good thing I'm masturdextrous!
Masturdextrous by SoulStealr December 14, 2010

Masterdebating 

Political rants you have to yourself and arguing with a non existent oposition where you always end up winning in your mind.
I was masterdebating about social injustice in the shower.
Masterdebating by literallymelody November 28, 2015