Mantervention

an orchestrated attempt by one, or often many, guy friends to get someone to seek professional help with a girlfriend or wife. Manterventions have been used to address serious personal problems, including, but not limited to acting like the bitch in the relationship, relationship infidelity, and not acting manly.

All the men decided to have a mantervention when they found out Bob was getting cheated on by his fat wife.

Mantervention by Rodrim33 September 18, 2010

Mantervention

Mantervention -- when a man takes it upon himself -- without request by a woman -- to take over control of a process that she was otherwise handling just fine. Similar in concept to mansplaining

David’s mantervention pissed Elizabeth off. She had the negotiation with the auto mechanic well in hand, when David butted in.

Mantervention by Namaste9 September 27, 2022

Mantervention

Mantervention -- when a man takes it upon himself -- without request by a woman -- to take over control of a process that she was otherwise handling just fine. Similar in concept to mansplaining

David’s mantervention pissed Elizabeth off. She had the negotiation with the auto mechanic well in hand, when David butted in.

Mantervention by Namaste9 September 27, 2022

Masturvention 

An intervention for a friend who is addicted to masturbation.

"I do it at least 7 times a day."
"Vincent, this is a masturvention, you need help."

Masturvention by swellis September 28, 2015

meantervention 

When you try to do an intervention for your friend who is either a bully, a bitch, or an asshole on a daily basis and for whom being mean is his/her drug.

Friend 1: "Am I crazy or does our friend Linda constantly act like Regina George?"
Friend 2: "That bitch really needs a meantervention..."

meantervention by AELIANA December 5, 2016

mintervention 

similar to an Intervention for substance abusers, a mintervention is used to illustrate to someone that their breath smells like ass and they need help.

Ronald's dragon-breath finally forced us to give him a mintervention.

mintervention by goldb69 January 4, 2008