Masterbeat
to masturbate whilse eating.
I masterbeated on your bed while you were at work, so watch out for the spooge on the bottom left corner.
Masterbeat by supertrooperdude_69 September 25, 2009
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masterbeat
"Dude sean, fist pumping is my favorite way to masterbeat".
"Yesterday I was home alone so I turned up the music and started to masterbeat until I was pouring swet".
"Yesterday I was home alone so I turned up the music and started to masterbeat until I was pouring swet".
masterbeat by White Tux May 30, 2013
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masterbeat by drizue. May 16, 2003
masterbeat
The greatest beat in the universe.
Presides over all other beats and makes sure they dont screw up.
If any beats don't meet Masterbeat's standards they create poor record sales.
Presides over all other beats and makes sure they dont screw up.
If any beats don't meet Masterbeat's standards they create poor record sales.
"Man, that beat was whack. I hope you dont show it to Masterbeat!"
"Hey that song is number one, it must've been approved by Masterbeat."
"Hey that song is number one, it must've been approved by Masterbeat."
masterbeat by Jedimintrick October 25, 2006
Maskerbating
Maskerbating by Photoist July 28, 2020
Masterbathon
a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again
Masterbathon by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004
Masterbeast
To masterbeast is:
1) To play alone in a multiplayer game by yourself because your friends don't want to play with you.
or
2) To be a badass when the rest of your team is down and out.
1) To play alone in a multiplayer game by yourself because your friends don't want to play with you.
or
2) To be a badass when the rest of your team is down and out.
1) Yesterday I was masterbeasting because you guys didn't want to play with me.
2) Damn all you fools suck, I had to masterbeast for us to get through the last round.
2) Damn all you fools suck, I had to masterbeast for us to get through the last round.
Masterbeast by THE ON3 November 2, 2011
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!