Masturdextrous

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The ability to effectively masturbate with both hands.

Man, my right hand is broken and I'm horny. Good thing I'm masturdextrous!

Masturdextrous by SoulStealr December 14, 2010

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masturbextrous

masturbating with either hand

Wow that was incredible, are you ambidextrous?
-I'm actually masturbextrous

masturbextrous by Rickterscale May 31, 2010

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masturbidextrous

The ability to masturbate with both hands without incurring a decrease in efficiency.

*Loads up redtube*
Wait? I can eat a sandwich AND masturbate?! Great Scott. I didn't know I was masturbidextrous.

masturbidextrous by ChristianMcGonez July 22, 2011

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Masterdextrous

The ability to masturbate with either hand.

I wish I was masterdextrous!

Masterdextrous by ThatsWhatStaciSaid June 18, 2013

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Masterodextrous

The ability to masterbate with either hand interchangeably.

I had to answer the phone while masturbating, I could only grab it with my right hand, luckily I am masterodextrous so I don't have to stop the fun.

Masterodextrous by LTCFN September 26, 2026

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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