Masturdextrous

The ability to effectively masturbate with both hands.

Man, my right hand is broken and I'm horny. Good thing I'm masturdextrous!

Masturdextrous by SoulStealr December 14, 2010

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masturbextrous

masturbating with either hand

Wow that was incredible, are you ambidextrous?
-I'm actually masturbextrous

masturbextrous by Rickterscale May 31, 2010

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Masturdextrous • Masterdextrous • masturbextrous • masturbidextrous

masturbidextrous

The ability to masturbate with both hands without incurring a decrease in efficiency.

*Loads up redtube*
Wait? I can eat a sandwich AND masturbate?! Great Scott. I didn't know I was masturbidextrous.

masturbidextrous by ChristianMcGonez July 22, 2011

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Masterdextrous

The ability to masturbate with either hand.

I wish I was masterdextrous!

Masterdextrous by ThatsWhatStaciSaid June 18, 2013

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