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Labaan is Arabic name for milk. Boys who are named Labaan are hardworking, multi talented and very smart. they are also so good looking that anyone of any age will attract them. However, they are very narcissistic and self centered, this could be because they know how smart they are. But having a Labaan in your life is worth it. Labaan's are born to play Football and also great at goal keeping so you could say in every aspect Labaan is a keeper.
Person 1: Wow, who is that goalkeeper?
Person 2: I don't know. He is so hot too.

Person 1: I think I am drooling. Looks so yummy
Person 2: He is definitely a Labaan.
labaan by starsparkles November 24, 2021
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Labranting 

To show off publicly while shirtless. Drawing attention to oneself generally in a cheesy way while shirtless
Why's that dude Labranting over there?! Put a damn shirt on son!
Labranting by GuyFawkesJeep October 4, 2020
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to ejaculate from ones penis onto something.
Cesar labanaed all over his spouses back.
labana by Captain jack labana March 5, 2014

The Labana Effect 

The effect of a negative teaching output displayed upon a student. Usually the student has learned absolutely nothing on a subject and is, for the most part, doomed for the exam.

The teacher has failed to prepare their class for the final exam through poorly taught lessons and leaving the class on cliffhangers on a daily basis. The teacher may or may not have an accent, which could further decrease your knowledge of the course. The teacher may also fail themselves, being unprepared for class and unknowing of the lessons they teach and questions they assign.

If you as a student has experienced any of these symptoms, then you have undergone "The Labana Effect"

Borrowed from "The Coriolis Effect" and/or "The Albedo Effect"
Person 1: Yo I'm so screwed for the exam...
Person 2: Yeah well, that's the Labana Effect
1. "Hey T, how's the labanz?"

2. "I just crushed half a pizza and a bag of cheetos, the labanz isn't doing so good"
Labanz by Cdot September 28, 2008
NOT a term for anything sexual. A male name that means 'white' in Hebrew.

Also the name of someone in the bible.
Laban by Nomad-Putin December 31, 2011
A girl who is funny and beautiful. Even though her personal life is not what you'd expect, she manages to keep smiling and laughing. If you screw up with her though, she won't give second chances. She's also really hard to get.
Bro, I really like this babe but she's a Layaan so it probably won't work.
layaan by Alizaaaa September 22, 2017