Jacobson
That Jacobson was unbelievable last night!
Jacobson by redsharpie34295 December 14, 2010
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Jacobson
1) A guy who professes to not be into a certain type of girl such as blondes or tall girls, yet will purposely ask out and date outside of his type when a friend mentions someone he'd like to ask out.
2) An insecure person with no thought or consideration for the feelings of others.
2) An insecure person with no thought or consideration for the feelings of others.
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Marley Jacobson
A cruiser bicycle that has a small gasoline engine installed on it.
The rider is usually a dirt-bag pot head with a man-purse slung over his shoulder,
and takes his strip of road out of the middle of your lane.
The rider is usually a dirt-bag pot head with a man-purse slung over his shoulder,
and takes his strip of road out of the middle of your lane.
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Wife: What the hell is that?
Husband: An enviro-fag on his Marley Jacobson.
Wife: Is that a purse he's carrying?
Husband: Would you mind if I just took him out with the truck?
Wife: What the hell is that?
Husband: An enviro-fag on his Marley Jacobson.
Wife: Is that a purse he's carrying?
Husband: Would you mind if I just took him out with the truck?
Marley Jacobson by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm August 21, 2013
Col. Jacobson
a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)
Col. Jacobson by Laskou January 14, 2011
Mrs Jacobson
The livening embodiment of hell if you find this teacher run for your fricking life. get the Frick out and do crazy crap to get expelled
Friend: hey are you ready for 6th grade?
Me: I heard mrs Jacobson works there...
Friend: wanna run away
Me: frick yeah
Me: I heard mrs Jacobson works there...
Friend: wanna run away
Me: frick yeah
Mrs Jacobson by pastas64 November 24, 2019
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