That Jacobson was unbelievable last night!
by redsharpie34295 December 14, 2010
1) A guy who professes to not be into a certain type of girl such as blondes or tall girls, yet will purposely ask out and date outside of his type when a friend mentions someone he'd like to ask out.
2) An insecure person with no thought or consideration for the feelings of others.
2) An insecure person with no thought or consideration for the feelings of others.
Cliff was surprised to find out that Aaron Jacobsoned him by going out with a refined girl like Susan especially when Aaron always seemed to prefer trashy women with no morals.
by Sharpie22 March 3, 2009
A cruiser bicycle that has a small gasoline engine installed on it.
The rider is usually a dirt-bag pot head with a man-purse slung over his shoulder,
and takes his strip of road out of the middle of your lane.
The rider is usually a dirt-bag pot head with a man-purse slung over his shoulder,
and takes his strip of road out of the middle of your lane.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Wife: What the hell is that?
Husband: An enviro-fag on his Marley Jacobson.
Wife: Is that a purse he's carrying?
Husband: Would you mind if I just took him out with the truck?
Wife: What the hell is that?
Husband: An enviro-fag on his Marley Jacobson.
Wife: Is that a purse he's carrying?
Husband: Would you mind if I just took him out with the truck?
by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm August 20, 2013
a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)
by Laskou January 13, 2011
The livening embodiment of hell if you find this teacher run for your fricking life. get the Frick out and do crazy crap to get expelled
Friend: hey are you ready for 6th grade?
Me: I heard mrs Jacobson works there...
Friend: wanna run away
Me: frick yeah
Me: I heard mrs Jacobson works there...
Friend: wanna run away
Me: frick yeah
by pastas64 November 24, 2019
“Yo start PUMPIN ur fist and take ur shirt off like Jake Jacobson”
“Mom, Jake fxcked my prom date !”
“Mom, Jake fxcked my prom date !”
by Piratesfan08 March 2, 2022
A furry fox who roams in the nature, and suddenly attacked on his prey. Benjamin is weak and his prey always get passed him. BenJuhMehn then UwU's on himself in pain BC he's BAD! Then watches Anime Porn....
I see a Benjamin Jacobson!!! - Sofia Boop Beep
Oh Nih! Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! - Kelleigh
HIHNIHWIHBIH! He is weak Attack Now. - Gabriella
Oh Nih! Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! - Kelleigh
HIHNIHWIHBIH! He is weak Attack Now. - Gabriella
by mtaylor23 January 23, 2021