Urban Dictionary: screwed

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a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

1. describes someone who just had sex

2. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of

1. "Dude, I think Sean screwed her last night."

2. "We have our exam TODAY?! Dammit, I'm so SCREWED!"

by ? March 09, 2003

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screwed

1. To be in serious trouble.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair.
3. A word to describe a person who is heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic material, to an extent where it affects their behavioural patterns.

1. "When my parents found out I killed their parrot, I'm screwed!"
2. "Wow, someone screwed that car up pretty bad!"
3. "Wow, that guy is screwed!"

by Tom September 17, 2003

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screwedmusic

Music that is slowed down/has the pitch changed to play slower by mostly DJs using Turntables or computer programs.

"That song sounds better screwed"

by Devilish Eminem June 23, 2003

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screwed

To be attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis.

Oh look at those little men! They are trying to escape the crocodile but in doing so are throwing the whole plane off balance! They are completely screwed.

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by TheDJack October 30, 2010

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Invented by the late great DJ Screw of Houston, TX. Music is considered screwed when the pitch is dropped and the tempo of the song is slowed down. Screw music is one of the strangest forms of hip-hop music to date, and is gaining national interest, with popular southern rap artists releasing screwed versions of their albums.

Paul Wall “I keep my music screwed and chopped, I’m the undisputed king of the parking lot.”

by micheal_a August 09, 2005