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kermitty 

A word a girl uses when wanting the dick from her counter part, kermit. It originated from the word, kermit. And has been widely used in memes.
"Kermitty and Kermit!"

"I want my kermitty now!"
kermitty by Kermitty November 28, 2016
Words you can keep

Kermitting 

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.
"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"
Kermitting by Jeffmyname October 30, 2018

Kermitting 

When you want to Kermit Sewerslide. When you are so "done" with,for example a class at your school/.
Omg, Mrs. Turski makes me want to Kermit. Catch me Kermitting because of Mrs. Turski.

Fps KermitTF

KermitTF is the type of person to waste his sad sadistic life writing about another person ( he is a pedophile). He still sucks on his mums fat saggy wrinkly tits that honestly look like Aussie grown sultanas. He likes licking the bottom of ball sacks. He always has ashy knees because he likes to suck dick. His chest looks like great pyramid of gyza. He consistently sits in a wooden chair playing Fortnite in the living with TV on max to fucking piss everyone in his party off plus his pc breaks and rages like a pussy. He is biggest troll in real life as well. When he is jealous, he turns into a fucking gremlin, he destroys everything that you like just so it's "even". He makes consistent jokes about midgets cause his tall and that's the only thing that he has good ( tall but disabled). He leeches off other peoples food just because his parents don't care about him as much as his brother.
Girl: hey, Kermit

Fps KermitTF: PLEASE GIVE ME FOOD NOW

Girl: Im hungry though

Kermit : MY PARENTS HATE ME GIVE ME FOOD BITCH
Fps KermitTF by Inboundbaker470 June 16, 2019

Kermittraphouse 

Kermittraphouse is an underrated video maker on tikok.

kermitted 

when you are so committed in something, just like Kermit the Frog was committed to Mrs. Piggy
wow Nate, you are really kermitted to your bitch. Happy Kwanzaa
kermitted by oooh thicc rice May 9, 2018

kermitting 

Flailing your arms around the office to turn back on the lights.
Ed began kermitting around the office before the customers walked in the door.
kermitting by Blackether April 2, 2015
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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