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kermitty

A word a girl uses when wanting the dick from her counter part, kermit. It originated from the word, kermit. And has been widely used in memes.
"Kermitty and Kermit!"

"I want my kermitty now!"
by Kermitty November 28, 2016
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Kermitting

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.
"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"
by Jeffmyname October 30, 2018
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Kermitting

When you want to Kermit Sewerslide. When you are so "done" with,for example a class at your school/.
Omg, Mrs. Turski makes me want to Kermit. Catch me Kermitting because of Mrs. Turski.
by ayeeeeeeeeeeeKooolKidz24 December 13, 2017
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Fps KermitTF

KermitTF is the type of person to waste his sad sadistic life writing about another person ( he is a pedophile). He still sucks on his mums fat saggy wrinkly tits that honestly look like Aussie grown sultanas. He likes licking the bottom of ball sacks. He always has ashy knees because he likes to suck dick. His chest looks like great pyramid of gyza. He consistently sits in a wooden chair playing Fortnite in the living with TV on max to fucking piss everyone in his party off plus his pc breaks and rages like a pussy. He is biggest troll in real life as well. When he is jealous, he turns into a fucking gremlin, he destroys everything that you like just so it's "even". He makes consistent jokes about midgets cause his tall and that's the only thing that he has good ( tall but disabled). He leeches off other peoples food just because his parents don't care about him as much as his brother.
Girl: hey, Kermit

Fps KermitTF: PLEASE GIVE ME FOOD NOW

Girl: Im hungry though

Kermit : MY PARENTS HATE ME GIVE ME FOOD BITCH
by Inboundbaker470 June 16, 2019
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Kermittraphouse

Kermittraphouse is an underrated video maker on tikok.
by Kermittraphouse June 21, 2021
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kermitted

when you are so committed in something, just like Kermit the Frog was committed to Mrs. Piggy
wow Nate, you are really kermitted to your bitch. Happy Kwanzaa
by oooh thicc rice May 9, 2018
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kermitting

Flailing your arms around the office to turn back on the lights.
Ed began kermitting around the office before the customers walked in the door.
by Blackether April 2, 2015
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