kermit

Kermit- a person with someone else's hand deep enough up their puppet hole to move their mouth.

Don't worry, that Kermit is just a corporate stooge.

I am sick of all the Kermit politicians.

by Doc Dro September 19, 2015

kermit

A guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.

Only a true kermit would go out of his way to find a comfortable chair for his fat girlfriend.

by stan_der_man March 03, 2010

kermit

Slang for the herbal form of cannabis, AKA Grass. So called because it's green, and smells funky.

"I've just scored an henry of kermit"

by Shalroth May 13, 2005

kermit

Somebody of Bohemian decent that displays the attributes of a common gutter snipe or gypsy. Lives on crisps and fags and has a 90% blood alcohol level. Plays video games all day unless otherwise instructed.

"Since he got made redundant he went all kermit on us."

by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll May 17, 2006

kermit

toilet or lavatory, bathroom (U.S)
plural, 'kermits'
Derived from cockney rhyming slang: Kermit the frog = bog

I'm dying for a dump, can I use your Kermits?

or:

I'm off to use the Kermit, won't be long.

by rapster tee July 20, 2005

kermit

A green coloured alcoholic beverage, that is only known and drunk by an elite few, only these know the sacred ingredients to this unique brew. No night out can be taken to the next level without starting with at least 3 Kermits, after this, your memories may be slightly impaired but you know you had a great night, simply because you drunk Kermits.

Average Guy "What do you want to drink, im getting a pint in!"
Kermit Drinker "A pint! Ha, obviously you don't plan on having a real night out, get me a Kermit and a DVRB"
Average Guy "What????"
Kermit Drinker "Never mind, just go home! You obviously aren't harcore!"

by King of Kermits March 01, 2007

kermit

when u are dumb

kermits is dumb yeah fart

by w0wdude March 09, 2019