Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.
I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.
by October 29, 2018
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The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself
Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?
by Zaniel December 16, 2017
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A mexican frog who always wears a sombrero and talks in the worst accent I've ever heard in my life. He has a best friend named señor Oso who has brown fur also wears a sombrero.
Kermit and Oso go out friday nights and gets back at 7 am.
by JuiceMan30 February 25, 2019
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The savior of all life; once every full moon a animal or human sacrifice must be made to him by holding the sacrifice in the middle of a circular room while someone runs around yelling their praises to him
Oh dear lord Kermit we give our thanks for this meal
by Kotakiddo June 28, 2018
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A amusing charecter that is green and is really cool. Loves 🥐
Kermit is gay
by Kermitlover2000 March 8, 2019
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The reincarnation of jebus
"Why are there so many songs about rainbows and whats on the other side." said by Kermit.
Wow Kermit is so good at singing
by 3GG15 July 1, 2018
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An abnormally skinny guy who, much like Kermit the Frog, dates fat chicks (like Miss Piggy).
"Check out that kermit with his girlfriend, I bet she crushes him when shes on top."
by Barrt McOckiner January 5, 2010
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