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The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself
Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?
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by Teryiaki Wilson (not Zaniel) December 20, 2017
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Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.
I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.
by October 29, 2018
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A guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.
Only a true kermit would go out of his way to find a comfortable chair for his fat girlfriend.
by stan_der_man March 02, 2010
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A mexican frog who always wears a sombrero and talks in the worst accent I've ever heard in my life. He has a best friend named señor Oso who has brown fur also wears a sombrero.
Kermit and Oso go out friday nights and gets back at 7 am.
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by JuiceMan30 February 25, 2019
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Kermit- a person with someone else's hand deep enough up their puppet hole to move their mouth.
Don't worry, that Kermit is just a corporate stooge.

I am sick of all the Kermit politicians.
by Doc Dro November 01, 2015
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An abnormally skinny guy who, much like Kermit the Frog, dates fat chicks (like Miss Piggy).
"Check out that kermit with his girlfriend, I bet she crushes him when shes on top."
by Barrt McOckiner January 05, 2010
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