Kermitt

An almighty god that watches over all of us. Turquoise is the Messiah. All hail Kermitt.

DG: "Aw shit, my gf is a fucking buff unstoppable being capable of killing a denizen in two hits."
!!!: "Kermitt is too powerful."

by ExoPoint July 29, 2019

kermit suicide

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...

by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermitism

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.

The government of this country is kermitism

by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kermit sewer slide

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

by Erofen April 20, 2017

Kermit

Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.

I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.

by anonymous October 29, 2018

Kermitting

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.

"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"

by Jeffmyname October 30, 2018

kermitarian

a kermitarian is a person who worships kermit the frog, our saviour.

“hey! are you a kermitarian?”
“yeah, i worship kermit the frog.”

by Faith92345 May 21, 2018